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State v. Unborn Embryo
Scene: A courtroom, with a judge in the center situated behind a desk on a raised dais. At ground level, a prosecutor sits at a table on house left and a defense attorney does the same along house right. All introductions and preliminary activities have been completed. Thus, we join the action already in progress.
Moscow's Calling - 16
This conversation happened on March 31, 2024, Easter Sunday, 11:50 pm Moscow time. “He has risen, Donnie!” “Wha? What are you talking about, Vlad?”
Lana V LynxPublished 20 days ago in The SwampHeaven or Hell
Heaven or Hell Where are they? In True Buddhism, Heaven and Hell are NOT considered places where a person goes but instead are concerned conditions of life. Living in fear is a not feeling any of us want to experience but when sovereigns create or ignore laws that create more fear amongst their citizens it causes an uneasy overall feeling in people.
John Charles HarmanPublished 24 days ago in The SwampCalling Moscow - 23
This conversation happened on March 17, 2024, after it was announced that Vladimir Putin received 87% of votes in Russia's presidential election.
Lana V LynxPublished about a month ago in The SwampCalling Moscow - 22
This conversation happened on March 6, 2024 after Trump won the Super Tuesday GOP primaries. "Hello, Vlad?" (cheerful) "Yes, Donnie. You sound happy."
Lana V LynxPublished about a month ago in The SwampMoscow's Calling - 15
This conversation happened on February 22, after Trump started to compare himself to the Russian opposition leader Alexey Navalny, who died in Putin's Arctic prison on February 16, 2024.
Lana V LynxPublished 2 months ago in The SwampPutin is A Walking Dead
The cover image for this story is one of my favorite cartoons by Alesha Stupin because of its symbolism and allusions to various images, incidents and facts in Putin's life. It is based on the famous photo of topless Putin riding a horse that is often used to illustrate his masculinity and strength.
Lana V LynxPublished 2 months ago in The SwampMoscow's Calling - 14
This conversation happened on February 6, after the Russian media confirmed that Tucker Carlson will be interviewing Putin in Moscow.
Lana V LynxPublished 2 months ago in The SwampCalling Moscow - 21
I wrote this story awhile ago and forgot to publish. So posting it now. This conversation happened on January 8, 2024, the supposed birthday of Kim the Third of North Korea.
Lana V LynxPublished 3 months ago in The SwampPeru-Ecuador War Explained
October 7th (Lima, Peru) — In a joint press release, the United States Supervisors of Foreign Relations and Safety and Security announced a nearly $250 million sale of military-grade weapons and equipment to Peru to be used as part of the country's ongoing war effort with ModRE in Ecuador. This action takes place despite growing domestic and international criticism about how Peru has been conducting their retaliatory mission after ModRE paramilitary forces undertook a surprise storm attack across the border that resulted in the systematic slaughter, rape, and defilement of thousands of unprepared Peruvians and surrounding property. Hundreds of mostly civilians were also taken captive and are still being held within Ecuadorian territory.
Moscow's Calling - 13
This conversation happened on January 1, 2024. “Hello, Donnie?” “Hello, Vlad! You are calling me again!” “Yes, just to wish you a Happy New Year. I hope it’s a better one for you than the one just ended.”
Lana V LynxPublished 4 months ago in The SwampMoscow's Calling -12
This call happened on Dec.25, 2023. “Hello, Donnie?” “Yes, Vlad! I’m so happy you called! You haven’t called me first in years!”
Lana V LynxPublished 4 months ago in The Swamp