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Donald Trump's Ridiculous Quotes

The Most Ridiculous Comments Ever Uttered by Donald Trump, US 45th President

Donald Trump is a peculiar individual. He is the only President in the world who feels almost everybody is against him.

He is not afraid to say what is on his mind, which isn’t bad, but the problem with saying what is in your mind you might end up saying something you’ll regret later. You will feel embarrassed for uttering such words. However, as we know him, he doesn’t feel embarrassed, doesn’t regret and doesn’t mind the remarks he has made. The further he can go on commenting on his remarks is that he didn’t utter such words. The media was the culprit. They twisted his words. This isn’t a strange remark considering it’s a popular phrase among politicians.

In this article, I will list some outrageous, ridiculous, weird and call what you may the remarks Trump has ever made. As the most powerful president in the world, he needs to hold himself in high esteem. He needs to display his country in a positive light and show maturity in the words he utters. He can make a great president but not on the account of spitting unthought words and finding the need to oppose everybody and everything.

1. "You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful, piece of ass."

Donald and women, he can’t have enough. While it’s clear, the media doesn’t always portray him in a good light, it doesn’t matter as long as the media personality who is remarking about him is a young woman with a beautiful face.

2. "One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disguise. Good people don’t go into government."

There are good people in the government. If there weren’t, the world would have been a very chaotic place to live. 

3. "The New York Times don’t write good. They have people over there, like Maggie Haberman and others, they don’t, they don’t write good. They don’t know how to write good."

The New York Times is one of the most respected newspapers worldwide. The writers it has employed are supposed to write exceptionally well and display professionalism. If they are not writing good about you, it means you are doing something that is not humanly right.

4. "I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful."

Once again, women. He quite regards them as a property evident in his many speeches referring to them. It’s ironical he is honest in what differentiates him from other candidates in this regard.

5. "If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?"

So what does her satisfying or not satisfying her husband has got to do with leading a nation? There is no relationship between the two to arrive at this conclusion. If a person is unable to manage his/her family, then he/she cannot be able to lead a nation. Not on matters of satisfying or not satisfying.

6. "Lyin Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a shoot in his ad. Be careful, Lyin Ted, or I will spill the beans on your wife."

Really, Trump! Is this something to utter in front of people? Or, you want to prove your might as the most powerful president pertaining to this issue in front of people? This is a personal thing which you should have directed to the concerned person.

7. "I think I am actually humble. I think I’m much more humble than you would understand."

Yah, you have made your point. By calling people names it does prove you’re very very humble than we would ever understand or try to do so.

8. "My IQ is one of the highest—and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault."

Yah, it’s nobody’s fault you are one of the rarest individuals with a high IQ. But, sometimes, it does make a person feel stupid or insecure because with such a high IQ, anything can happen that shouldn’t have happened.

9. "All of the women on the Apprentice flirted with me—consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected."

Who doesn’t want to hang out with a celebrity? As a celebrity and a charming guy, it must be irresistible for women not to flirt with him.

10. "My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."

Well, why should we know if every other part of your body is beautiful? The other parts of your body which aren’t visible are not for our own musing. Ew!

11. "The beauty of me is that I’m very rich."

I can’t remember My English teacher defining that term in that perspective neither do dictionaries define it in that retrospect. Beauty isn’t related to wealth or how rich a person is.

12. "If I were running The View, I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. I mean, I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say, 'Rosie, you’re fired.'"

A person would expect Donald Trump, as the most powerful president and a man who should hold himself in high regard should utter such a remark in front of the mass. Would somebody agree with him when he says:

13. "Nobody respects women more than me."

I have yet to prove he respects women more than anybody else.

14. "A person who is very flat chested is very hard to be a 10."

Why does it bother him?

15. "I know about ISIS than the generals do. Believe me."

Really? So, it means the generals aren’t doing their job well. Between a man whose job is to collect Intel on a certain subject or issue and a man who is briefed on that particular subject, who has more Intel than the other one?

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